Lie With Me

By now obviously the joke of me typing blooger would be lame and so cliched. I know. I just couldn't help doing it.

Yes my dear readers, I haven't been talking here lately.

My poor computer broke down.
My fingers hurt.
I had constipation.
I was er...buzy?
I was bunnymooning (LMAO)
Mozilla had a problem.
I was banned from using the computer.

If you believed my reasons were of one the excuses above, then thank you so, so, so much. But I cannot lie to my fellow gullible readers that I was being plain lazy to type and blog here. Think of the time where I was just sitting here in front of the computer, scratching my head on what to think and write to all of you.

Oh well, I would never ever want to witness a funeral, least of all likely the death of my precious, precious little blog, so here I go...

Anyone who's been in my class before my seen some of the 'crazy' times I have in the classroom.
Yeah, sometimes people gotta have some fun too. Then those nuts in class get all with them weird looks and start asking:

"I think Marc study too much already"
"Marc sit in class too much until become crazy already"

Please. If I wanna go on some psychotic rampage after studying , you guys would be crying out right now. I'm serious. Lol.

People get this stupid misconception that I'm nerdy just because I perform quite okay in my studies. Well screw you, I have a nice motto for all of you:

"I work hard, but play even HARDER"

Please don't take that motto in a wrong sense, I know exactly where it could very well go wrong xD. Over the times, I have stumbled upon many, many quotes, not by reading, but you know when sometimes a good quote pops up you can't help but just look at it and be totally absorced by how the person who made it up could put it in such a brilliant way. Guess humans aren't so stupid after all. Lol.

Sorry guys, I know I haven't been social lately, especially to a certain gelatinous dessert, but please bear with me, you're still my favourite mouth-washer after a meal (mouth-washer = dessert, not Listerine). I just have to find some time..yes, I've been gaming, I cannot deny it, but that doesn't mean friends aren't important to me, especially those I get to see only via MSN.

Over the while I've seen things, and time and time again experience shows me weird people. (boy, this sounds like an extract from a poem). Weird people. Okay, define weird. Weird has so many definitions. Weird in what way? Well, weird in a sense that people are not being themselves. J that day showed me a very brilliant website about 'Ah Lians' which I find to be scarily true yet hilarious. Come on, you have seen those types of people in real life, and what the Japanese/Korean pop culture has done to them. Imitating those orients pretty makes the imitators look like nutheads ( I'm being discreet on bad words) xD.

Trust me, there is no one you can be in real life other than yourself. I bet you've heard that all the time, and it's true!! It's definitely alright to idolise somebody else, but not to the extent you BECOME that person himself. Now that's just creepy. I remember one very famous guy in history (damn I just can remember), he said:

"When you compare yourself to another, you are insulting yourself"

--I don't want to talk about Ah Lians here, but if they think that acting cute and all actually attracts boys, well, think again. Maybe they do. Only dumb ones.

So just be yourself, because everyone would want to be loved for who they are.

"It is not who you are that is preventing you from doing something, but who you think you are not that is"

Sigh..I'm sorry for being so quoty, i try my best to just tell you stuff..

Oh, you might wonder what's with my title. Yeah, I don't fancy lying, I prefer to do bluffs, or rather what I call sarcastic bluffs. Like uhmm..lets take a rabbit for instance, someone asks me, "What's that?" and I'll answer "That's a horse".

Thanks for reading this post, which of course, was just a whole lie.

Joking...or am I?

Maybe I'm lying about the joke about the lie in which I lied..

So what's the truth?

My lie :P.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009